Why this surprises me, I'm not sure, but it does: Elisabeth Hasselbeck, apparently, can spot someone who has had a threesome from across the room.
Yesterday's episode of The View heard extensive discussion about the finer points of conducting a menage a trois, during which Elisabeth declared that she could tell which audience members had, um, experience. She pointed at specific individuals and stated that they "have three-way face."
Three-way face? Call me naive, but wouldn't it true that the only way one could identify 'three-way face' would be if they had actually seen another person's face during a three-way (or, to be rigorous about it, seen their own face during a three-way, if that three-way were conducted, say, in front of a mirror?) You know, in an actual three-way, or, perhaps, in some late-night porno binge?
Clearly, in my stubborn attachment to stereotypes, I've underestimated the sexual adventurousness of tight-assed Republican family traditionalists. I have much to learn.
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