Oh, Pammie, how you tease us. Have you and creep Rick split, or not? Are you pregnant, or not? Are you back with Tommy Lee, or not?
Just last week, you were carousing in the bushes of Malibu's public parks with Rick; this week, you're on your back in the grass with Tommy Lee. And you keep saying that you're not pregnant, but then again, you kept saying that you and Rick hadn't split, but now admit that the two of you are kaput. And where's Kid Rock in all of this?
My head is spinning, Pammie, it really is. Please, just give us the goods (I'm pulling for you being pregnant by Tommy Lee, and on the verge of a reconciliation), or, maybe, release another sex tape so that we can move on to more interesting subjects of inquiry, like, should pregnant women be videotaping themselves having sex? and did Pam just use Rick for his video-production skills? and is it wrong that I love writing about this shiz?
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