Just when you think that Britney's one-way carnival ride to hell in a handbasket couldn't get anymore bizarre, comes this: Britney, naked, in a mall, screaming profanities at terrified Betsey Johnson salesgirls. Also, possibly, sex in a dressing room stall. Whether this was before or after she went shopping for pregnancy tests, we don't know.
According to Perez Hilton:
Sunday afternoon, Unfitney
paid a visit to the Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion
Square mall in Sherman Oaks, where she and paparazzo boy toy Adnan Ghalib caused quite a commotion.
Brit Brit grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan.
Moments later, Spears came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks, Life & Style reports.
"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells the mag.
It's not like we haven't all seen it already!
"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me!' says the employee. "Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."
She was probably farting in his face. He likes that.
When Britney and Adnan finally stumbled out, Spears mumbled
something unintelligible. "I couldn't understand a word she was saying.
She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says
the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her
scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left
her alone. Then she muttered, 'Fuck you!' and left the store."
If that's not hormones (hormones jacked up on caffeine and random pharmaceuticals and shaken with a spritz of psycho, mind you), I don't know what is.
