Those of you that have been holding your breath for the sound of eight tiny feet running down the hall are out of luck. You are also out of your mind. Do you listen to comic books on tape?
But I digress. The point is that after 20+ years of marriage the Amazing Spiderman, aka Peter Parker, and his wife Mary Jane "Get'em Tiger" Watson are no more. Don't worry, there weren't any nasty court dramas or paparazzi land mines involved- just a deal with the devil (or devilish-type) that erased the whole thing. Their marriage never existed.
Looks like Aunt May can quit knitting all of those booties.
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