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Tom Cruise Scares The Crap Out Of Me

Posted by sweatpantsmom

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Forget Cloverfield, Saw IV, The Eye - those 'scary' movies are nothing compared to the creepfest that is Tom Cruise accepting his Freedom Medal of Valor award.  Watch as he tells all us lost souls how he saved America after 9/11 - without even asking for permission!  See the freakishly possessed look in his eyes!  See the hands gesturing menacingly!  Run for your lives! 

If you want to give yourself a good scare I suggest you pull up your chair, pour yourself a nice cup of Thetan tea and watch the entire video. I wonder how many tasers it takes to stop an out-of-control Scientologist?

UPDATE:  The video I wanted to post has been pulled from YouTube by evil underlords, but you can view it on Gawker and Defamer.  Go. Now. 


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