I wish the neighbors would put some pants on.

Here's what I'm seeing:

Ellen and Brad Pitt. (Just Jared) 

Shanna Moakler is prettier than Travis Barker. (Hollywood Backwash) 

Going to hell in a bicycle basket. (Mamarazzi) 

The many faces of Johnny Depp. (Jezebel) 

Will Ferrell is old school. (Hollyscoop) 

Don't heart Huckabee. (Gabby Babble) 

Liv Tyler in a bikini. (Gossip Girls)