Dear Halle,

I love your acting and think you are a beautiful woman.  Unfortunately you have what I had while pregnant: the inability to make good hair decisions.  Sweetie, you may think your new hairstyle is gorgeous.  Hey, you might even start a trend, much to my chagrin.  

Look, it's not terrible.  It's not some cracked out weave a la Amy Winehouse, and it's certainly cleaner than Britney Spears' coif, but there's a song playing in my head and I can't get it out....

"Now I.....had...the time of my life...."

Nobody puts Halle in a corner.

Say it with me: "I carried a watermelon."

Photo Credit: Just Jared