Is Katie Holmes incubating the spawn of an ex-lover?  The National Enquirer seems to think so.  I'm almost certain they would have to be talkiing about Chris Klein, who Katie was involved with before Tom Cruise kidnapped married her.

But what are the chances of Katie actually getting away from the watchful eye of the Scientology thugs to get pregnant? When did this happen - while she was running that marathon, or when she was out shopping with Posh, or maybe that time she told Tom she was going down to the 7-Eleven for a Big Gulp?

Stay tuned – I'm going to get to the bottom of this.  Meaning, I'm going to go buy this issue of The Enquirer and read it cover to cover.