Man, I must have written 15 titles for this post, all different variations of Kate Beckinsale and pussy. It's hot. It's smokin'. It's on fire. The possibilities were endless, and despite the fact that I'm talking about a cat they just seemed too dirty, even for me. I know, I'm getting downright respectable.
What happened is that Kate Beckinsale's cat caught on fire. Don't worry, Clive (the cat) is fine. He got too close to a candle and shed his winter coat in one quick blaze of glory.
Clive could not be reached for comment.
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