Kirstie Alley, attempting to scare us into contemplating a world without her Jenny Craig ad campaign, says she would be dead without the Church of Scientology.  In a film clip that has recently hit the web, various human-like robots give testimonials about the church and at the end of the video Alley - credited as "Actress" - tells us she would be six feet under if it weren't for L. Ron Hubbard. "Honest to God truth, without Scientology, I would be dead. Personally, I recommend it."

Thanks, Kirstie.  I'll get right on it.

See the video clip here.

[photo: USmagazine.com]