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Britney Likes Porn and Showing Her Boobs

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

Britney flashes her boobs again!  And buys porn?  I know what you're wondering... is there video of any of this?  Yes!  I can feel your wanting to vomit excitement.  I aim to please.

VIDEOS AFTER THE JUMP (One is NSFW -unless you work in a porn shop)

Spears went to the Millennium Dance Studio - to um, show off her breast/dance?  Either way, there's some boobage flashed.  It's fast, but the video slows down and replays, you know, so you get a second chance to be ill.  She's also wearing those stupid, dirty, ratty, filled with holes fishnets - Brit, come on, splurge a bit girlfriend and buy some decent tights.  Geez.

The night doesn't end there though!  Like I said, I aim to please - not that I personally shot these videos but you get my drift.  Britbrit, after doing a strenuous workout of sliding up and down a pole for 5 minutes, whipping down her bodysuit, doing a couple of twirls and then eating a bag of Cheetos (I'm guessing), wanted to look at/buy some porn.  The poptart visited the Hustler Hollywood sex shop on Sunset Blvd.  She walked around, giggled, let her little dog lick her mouth, giggled some more, sort of danced in the aisles, browsed the magazine section - a thrill a minute.  I'm not a hundred percent sure if she actually purchased anything - we can just assume she did.  Why can't she buy her porn items from the internet and get them shipped to her home wrapped in brown paper like the rest of us?  Not that I do that.  Just sayin'.

 

Photo source: The Superficial


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I am a photographer and writer, who has a high-falutin' office (aka dining room table), four kids, one husband (I was dating Brad Pitt, but he was boring) and I live in Calgary. I often think I'm famous, but nope, that's just the people I write about.

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