Nicole Kidman can't wait to have mammoth pregnancy boobs.
“Being pregnant, I’ll have bigger boobs," she said recently. "That’s one of the many good things I can think of that will come of it!”
Right. Babies come out of pregnancy, too, but like gargantuan ta-tas, they have their downsides. You know - shitty diapers and all-night screaming sessions and their tendency to gnaw the nipples right off of the aforementioned ta-tas. The boobs that come with pregnancy are a mixed blessing, sweetheart: they look awesome from a distance, but when they're strapped to your very own self, they make your back hurt and keep you up at night and - unless you're twenty-five, which you're not - suck the youthful vigor out of your figure.
Much like babies. Which is to say, you'll love 'em, but I guarantee you that there will be nights that they will make you cry.
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