Josephine Baker she's not.  However, Pam Anderson will be taking her North American goods to the land of freedom fries and MILFish first ladies for a turn on the pole.  I know.  I won't go there.

Anderson will be appearing at the Crazy Horse, a fixture of Paris night life for generations.

“A special number will be created for Pamela Anderson, a striptease on a Harley Davidson,” the Crazy Horse said.  Or as Anderson calls it, Tuesday.

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