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Playboy Hot List

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

Playboy's Hot List:  Who's included on the Sexiest Female Celebrity list?  You'd be surprised!  Here are a few that topped it:

'Real woman body' chick, Jennifer Love Hewett made it with her real woman curves (good for her!).

Um, Britney Spears made the list.  I know, huh right?  Perhaps the voting readers haven't seen the news lately.  Or read the paper.  Or been online.  Perhaps they've been living in a cave?  Or... maybe it's the sexy British accent she uses now.

Christina Aguilera made it.  Like duh.  Have you SEEN her boobage lately?  Pretty hard to miss.

Jessica Alba.  She's not always the most articulate girl or perhaps doesn't seem like the brightest bulb, but she's hot and that's all that really matters.

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's three blonde girlfriends - Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson - made the list too.  Isn't that like cheating?  Whatever.  I guess if they have to have sex with an 108 year old man, then sure, put them on the list to make up for that.  Wait - I forgot - they CHOOSE to sleep with grandpa. (and possibly have his baby, um, yuck.)

Who snagged the number one slot?  Angelina Jolie.  She wouldn't be my first choice since I'm not into chicks with creepy veiny arms.  Or actually chicks in general.

You can see the complete list in the March issue of Playboy.  People do read the articles right? 

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Comments

 

Karen said:

Britney?  Really?  Wow.  Someone hasn't been eating their carrots and can't SEE.

February 8, 2008 8:42 AM

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I am a photographer and writer, who has a high-falutin' office (aka dining room table), four kids, one husband (I was dating Brad Pitt, but he was boring) and I live in Calgary. I often think I'm famous, but nope, that's just the people I write about.

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