My grandfather used to tease me that hard work outside would "put hair on my chest," but as a teenage girl, it was simply funny. I never thought that could happen to people.
Course I wasn't of the same mind as Madonna, who has been putting male testosterone cream on her skin "due to it’s toted ability to increase muscle mass, boost energy, improve memory, and ward off mood swings."
Well it seems she got more than she bargained for, as she is now apparently sprouting chest hair similar to a man.
There are so many inapproriate jokes I could make here about facials and the like, but let me just hope and pray that Madge's voice doesn't start cracking and she can control all those nocturnal emissions.
Let's just hope she stops this silliness before she starts looking like gal-pal Rosie O'Donnell:
