When Ryan Seacrest asked Miley Cyrus if she had a crush on any of the Jonas Brothers, she said,
"Ew, no! If I ever had a crush on any of them, it would be Nick."
So Ryan responded, "but you do have a crush on him?"
Miley exclaimed: "Maybe. Stop it! It's his job to look hot, like it's my job to be funny. Someone had a sign that said, I'll fight you for Nick Jonas.' I think she wanted to hit me."
If she keeps channeling Paris Hilton like this, I'll have to write Billy Ray directly. Yeesh.
