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Jordan's Big Boobs In Plaster

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

Ever stuck for an idea to give your significant other for Valentine's Day?  Well here's one:  Do what Jordan (aka Katie Price) is doing - putting her boobs in plaster for her man.

Jordan is planning to give her husband Peter Andre a plaster cast of her body for sweetheart's day.  Aww nothin' says love like a mould of your naughty bits.  It's only going to cost her about $36,000.  But really, can you put a price on love?

Katie said it'll be a great way for her Peter to "get close to her curves" when she's not home.  Excuse me?  He's going to be intimate with plaster?  Um, creepy.

She said it could cause a bit of "row."  "We'll argue about where to put it."  How about the bedroom? Since Peter might get close to it while you're away. 

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Comments

 

chyna823 said:

Exactly who *is* this person?

February 11, 2008 3:34 PM
 

Sassy Smith said:

Chyna, I've wondered that very thing myself...she's a fashion chick from Britain, who I think is basically famous for being famous.  And trashy. ;)

February 11, 2008 3:37 PM
 

ellie and laura and wibby and aleah and miri said:

she is quite pretty but after spending bloody milions on avin big boobs she is now spendin billions on makin dem small ! u lil idiotic faggot !  xx

February 29, 2008 9:28 AM

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