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Nicolas Cage to Kathleen Turner: I'm Taking Your Ass To Court

Posted by sweatpantsmom

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Nicolas Cage wants to make one thing perfectly clear: He ain't no pathetic pooch pincher.  Cage is suing Kathleen Turner for writing in her new autobiography Send Yourself Roses that the actor was arrested for two DUIs and once stole a chihuahua.

Cage's attorney, who began libel proceedings against Turner on Friday in London's high court, says "If he doesn't get a retraction he intends to go full speed ahead with litigation in the U.S."

In other words, "Take it back, b*tch!"

 

Related Posts:

Nicolas Cage: I Didn't Steal No Stinkin' Chihuahua

Nicolas Cage is a Chihuahua Thief


[photo:  Usmagazine.com]

 



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Comments

 

Cassie said:

What a big baby.  I bet he got so steamed his false teeth flew out and his toupee flopped loose.  

February 13, 2008 3:02 PM

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