Here's how I'm reading the story that Posh and Becks took wedding vows in a secret ceremony in England yesterday: they were never really married in the first place, and the secret ceremony was a hasty effort to legitimize the long-standing fiction of their coupledom. Because, I mean, c'mon: secret ceremony? Do these two ever do anything that isn't publicized to the nines?
They're saying that it was a renewal of vows, of course. The UK's Mirror reports that:
David and Victoria Beckham
have secretly retaken their marriage vows - and got matching tattoos to
celebrate the romantic occasion.
Only
a handful of friends and family were invited to watch them remarry in
the grounds of Beckingham Palace. One said: "We were in tears. It was
beautiful and very non-showbiz." The couple marked the big day by
tattooing the ceremony date on their wrists in Roman numerals.
See? "NON-SHOWBIZ." These two won't renew their drivers' licenses without showbizzing it up. Sounds suspicious to me. Like maybe they want their fourth child to be born legitimately? Or perhaps they're exploring some new tax shelter scheme that requires more proof of marriage than a few paparazzo shots and some widely publicized quotes about their sex life?
Or maybe they did just renew their vows. In which case: YAWN.
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