Heidi Montag is a delusional wreck if she is serious about this music career. In a music video worse than Paris Hilton's Stars Are Blind (and deaf), Heidi Montag runs around a beach (original!) and sings badly (original!), then cries her eyes out over the internet dubbing this hot mess "the worst music video in history."
It's like the ugly kid at the pageant not being told she's the ugly kid until she gets there. Little Miss Sunshine gone WRONG.
If that wasn't enough, equally stunned Spencer Pratt has come to her defense and I can barely type his quote without laughing:
"When people hear what we have in the bank, it's gonna blow their minds," her manager-beau boasted. "Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they're gonna sell 10-million plus."
People reports: "Pratt, who directed "Higher," said he's handing over the reins to Paul "Coy" Allen, who helmed "Give it to Me" with Justin Timberlake, Timbaland and Nelly Furtado. (Not to worry Pratt fans: He promised he'd also release his own alternate version.)"
Oh it gets better:
"We're financing [the album] ourselves on a shoestring budget,"
Pratt said. "It's so organic. And this is just the warm-up. We're just
heating up the water in the bathtub. It's gonna get hot!"
Oooooo HOT BATHTUB WATER! I can't wait. Maybe it'll even have bonus tub ring and floaty wads of dead skin too! HAWT!
I would take Paris Hilton over these multi-million dollar overgrown brats any day. Don't they have people with brains that they can pay to speak for them?
No word from Madonna - she was probably laughing too hard to speak.
