Something about Penn Jillette, with all his ponytailed smugness, being cast on the next season of Dancing With The Stars just doesn't seem right. Then again, I've never actually watched an episode of the show all the way through, so what do I know. I never thought American Idol would make it past the first season, either.
Here's the entire lineup. As you can tell, I need to study up on my celebrities:
Telenovela star Cristian de la Fuente (Who?)
R&B singer Mario (Again - Who?)
Magician Penn Jillette (See snide remarks above)
Actor Steve Guttenberg (Has he actually been in anything since "Police Academy"?)
Olympic Gold Medal Figure Skater Kristi Yamaguchi (She'll win.)
Former tennis pro Monica Seles (Don't think she will.)
NFL Player Jason Taylor (Is he married to Angie Harmon? Oh wait - that's Jason Sehorn.)
Actress Shannon Elizabeth (Pictured above right, but still – Who? What?)
Radio/TV personality Adam Carolla (Dr. Drew would have been better.)
Actress Marissa Jaret Winokur (Can they cast some people who I don't have to look up on Wikipedia for chrissakes.)
Oscar-winning actress Marlee Matlin (I loved "Children of a Lesser God"! Hey - they totally need to cast William Hurt.)
Actress Priscilla Presley (Pictured, above left, Michael Jackson's ex-mother-in-law!)
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[photo: People.com]
