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Why Are Toy Makers Trying To Terrify The Children? First The Heath Doll, Now This...

Posted by HerBadMother

 

Please, parents. I beg you. DO NOT buy this doll for your children. It will come alive in the night and reprogram all of your electronics while shrieking CRIKEY! CRIKEY! before pillaging the kitchen drawers for a butcher knife and killing the family dog.

Just don't do it. Stick to Barbie. She'll just rifle through your shoe closet, and maybe try on your lipstick. Nothing to be afraid of, unless malproportioned plastic tits freak you out.

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Comments

 

Jen said:

You're joking right?  You seriously have a problem with Bindi?

February 26, 2008 7:10 PM
 

HerBadMother said:

No problem with Bindi. BIG problem with creepy plastic fake-smiled wild-eyed Twilight Zone likeness.

February 26, 2008 7:58 PM

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