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Holy Hell, Britney's Pregnant

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

Just what Britney Spears needs - another child that she thinks is a doll.  Spears is sporting a "baby bump" or it at least looks like that.  Or maybe it's the tight, ill fighting, unflattering top she's wearing.  I know - Britney wearing something unflattering?  Unheard of!

As usual Britney was out shopping, probably stealing buying shit she really doesn't need.  She's always shopping at clothing stores, which are pretty expensive, yet we never see her actually wear any of this "nice" stuff do we?  No, we get to see her torn fishnets and fugly brown boots.

Brit's boyfriend (I guess?) Adnan Ghalib talked about how the poptar wants more kids.

"She was hoping to get pregnant with my child.  She felt that she was [pregnant].  She has a very maternal instinct."  Oh yes Adnan, we see lots of evidence of that don't we?

Adnan continued, "She was feeling a lot of things she said she felt when she was pregnant."  Aw Britney, that's just Cheeto and Starbucks bloat.

So... is Britney really pregnant?  Pffttt, do I look like her gynecologist?  Well, I guess most of us could claim that title since she's continually shoving her vagina IN OUR FACES.

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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I am a photographer and writer, who has a high-falutin' office (aka dining room table), four kids, one husband (I was dating Brad Pitt, but he was boring) and I live in Calgary. I often think I'm famous, but nope, that's just the people I write about.

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