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HATED: Paris Hilton, Heather Mills Banned From Award Shows

Posted by Karen Sugarpants

 

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne aren't exactly the type of people to hold back their feelings.  Sharon made her feelings crystal clear about the possibility of Heather Mills showing up to the 2008 Brit Awards (which Sharon and Ozzy are hosting):

"I would boot her off. I think she's a miserable old cow."

Ozzy added: "I'm looking forward to seeing Paul McCartney - he's my hero. The body of work he's got is just unbelievable. But I really don't want to be there if Heather shows up. Never mind McCartney having a go - I think the audience will string her up. Sharon and I have met them both her on a few occasions but if Paul doesn't know her, I'm f**ked if I do. She's f**king nuts."

Speaking of f**king nuts, Paris Hilton is bawling her attention whore eyes out now because she has been BANNED from the Oscars.  

I'll give you a minute to stop laughing.  Course I heard this yesterday and I'm STILL laughing.

The Hottie and the Nottie star "cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She's desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives.  She's tempted to go to the parties afterwards but might wear her trademark wig to save her dignity."

Sweetheart - your movie grossed a measly $9000 on it's opening weekend.  EPIC FAIL:

 

 

 

Stay home.  Forever.

Maybe Heather Mills, Denise Richards and Paris Hilton could form a club.  Or a pact to never show up in public again - that would be super. 

 


Comments

 

Don Mills Diva said:

That WOULD be super - I laughed when I read that if only because I'm wondering how exactly they knew her tears were hot and salty!

February 22, 2008 3:01 PM
 

Karen Sugarpants said:

ROFL!  I know right?  

February 22, 2008 3:22 PM
 

AllisonWonder said:

And how did they know what Ozzy was saying? That was quite a mouthful to come out of him- and be understood!

February 23, 2008 8:58 AM

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