
Honestly, does Disney wake her up every morning to ask her what her quote of the day is? Every time I turn around I have to write another post about something stupid Miley Cyrus has said. It's like blogging Paris Hilton, but with bigger words that actually make sense together.
Well poor, little Miley Cyrus has no friends. Awww. Apparently dad Billy Ray and mom Trish have banned her from bringing any girlfriends home because all the ones she picks are goldigging trashy whores. Well they didn't say that, but have you seen the trouble she's been in? She's a 12 step program away from being Britney Spears.
She says, "Some people think you have more privileges than other
teenagers because of what you do. And that's not it at all. It's
actually the opposite."
"They're protective for sure. My mom is more strict than my dad."
"You
want to keep your closed circle of friends. And sometimes my mom is
saying, 'I have a bad vibe about this person. She needs to hang out
with you when I'm around just to keep you safe.'
"I need more friends. Its kind of like my quest right now just to have more true friends."
I can understand that. My husband doesn't let me have friends for the same reason. He's afraid that they're just using me to get to the real prize: him.
Maybe Mr. and Mrs. Miley ought to watch what she has in her possession, not just who she's with. Like take away the MySpace account, the camera and keep her 100 feet away from microphones.
Maybe Disney can buy her a bunch of little kids to makeover.