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Miley Cyrus Never Shuts Up, Has No Friends

Posted by Karen

 

Honestly, does Disney wake her up every morning to ask her what her quote of the day is?  Every time I turn around I have to write another post about something stupid Miley Cyrus has said.  It's like blogging Paris Hilton, but with bigger words that actually make sense together.

Well poor, little Miley Cyrus has no friends.  Awww.  Apparently dad Billy Ray and mom Trish have banned her from bringing any girlfriends home because all the ones she picks are goldigging trashy whores.  Well they didn't say that, but have you seen the trouble she's been in?  She's a 12 step program away from being Britney Spears. 

She says, "Some people think you have more privileges than other teenagers because of what you do. And that's not it at all. It's actually the opposite."

"They're protective for sure. My mom is more strict than my dad."

"You want to keep your closed circle of friends. And sometimes my mom is saying, 'I have a bad vibe about this person. She needs to hang out with you when I'm around just to keep you safe.'

"I need more friends. Its kind of like my quest right now just to have more true friends."

I can understand that.  My husband doesn't let me have friends for the same reason.  He's afraid that they're just using me to get to the real prize: him.

Maybe Mr. and Mrs. Miley ought to watch what she has in her possession, not just who she's with.  Like take away the MySpace account, the camera and keep her 100 feet away from microphones. 

Maybe Disney can buy her a bunch of little kids to makeover. 

 

 


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Comments

 

Mommychicky said:

Totaly non-sequitor, but is anyone else bothered by the apparently GIANT heads on those two?

February 22, 2008 10:27 AM
 

Hayley said:

I love Miley

But i have no idea what she's up too

March 15, 2008 2:41 PM
 

Destiny hope said:

no wonder she doesnt have any real friends, she never takes a minute to step out of her fame and choose wisely.people like me are great friends.she just doesnt stop 2 look!!!

March 15, 2008 9:01 PM
 

Megan said:

I feel really bad 4 miley cause all the things that has been going on like her "dating" Nick Jonas ( who is really hot by the way) and those pics that accedendty leaked on myspace. But what ever happens i will be her fan forever, I've been her fan since the begining and i'll be her fan till the end!!!

March 16, 2008 11:11 AM
 

rockkerstarr said:

truthfully britney spears tottally rockss better than that stupid ho miley....

my dad says she and her dad smoke weed and prolly do it and stuff

March 19, 2008 1:36 PM

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