Starbucks will be closing all of it's locations for three hours tonight to retrain some 135,000 employees in an effort to re-vitalize it's sagging image.
This had me in a sweat-infused panic until I stopped and thought about another Starbucks fanatic, and what she might do in such a crisis. And how I might emulate her.
What Would Britney Do?
I'm thinking Britney might take the time to play a game of Chutes and Ladders with Sean and Preston, who she was recently reunited with. Me, I'll play Guitar Hero with my daughters and try not to brag when I kick their asses at "Barracuda."
Then Britney might take those hours from 5:30 to 8:30 to have all of her "I Heart Sam Lutfi" tattoos removed. I'll get my "Peter Frampton 4Ever" lasered out.
Britney might use all three long hours to sit and contemplate life. I'll lay in bed and try and upload YouTube videos to my iPhone.
Three hours will be over before I know it, and I'll be clutching a hot double-tall-dry-cappuccino once again. Praise Britney!
