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Where in the World is Suri San Diego?

Posted by Whit Honea

What's wrong with this photo?  Let's see:

Is Tom positioned properly to ensure maximum height illusion?  Check.

Is Katie in a deep trance and following the proper amount of space behind? Check.

Is Suri looking cute and stuff?  Che...wait!

Where is world is Suri San Diego? 

Of course I'd never give a parent a hard time about the occasional night out sans toddler.  I'm there, I feel it.  The thing is that it used to always be about Suri.  She was always there, and lately she never is.  I haven't seen her in weeks.  Did they finally put her in the vault with Tom's other kids?  Enquiring minds want to know.

 

Photo: Jezebel 


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Comments

 

klsr said:

aren't those Suri's teeny golden shoes peeking out from underneath that sack RoboKatie is holding?  Or are those Katie's shoes and the sack is actually her dress?

February 29, 2008 7:33 PM
 

mamarama said:

while suri if off being indoctrinated, her mama sure is looking great. say what you will about this pair, whomever is styling them is doing an awesome job. but is a great wardrobe worth selling your soul to scientology? hmmmm...

February 29, 2008 10:08 PM
 

Brett Singer said:

Great styling? Katie looks like she's wearing my curtains. Maybe it's just a bad angle. And I think Prince calls Tom Cruise "short pants."

February 29, 2008 11:11 PM
 

Sally said:

Great styling on Katie? Sure, if she were 30 years older than she actually is.  Is she wearing a green curtain in that picture?  The last time she dressed her age was before the wedding.  And they do eat real food in their scientology residence, right? because if she gets any thinner, we won't be able to see her if she dares turn sideways.

As for Suri, they should let the kid be and stop shopping her to the press.  Also, it is the terrible twos, maybe the kid isn't so well behaved anymore but then again since scientologist believe that she is a woman already maybe she has told them to stop using her to whore themselves to the press and that she would actually love to go to bed at the appropriate time for a 2 year old rather than at 11pm.

March 1, 2008 9:12 AM

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Whit Honea is a writer and editor in Los Angeles with two great boys and a wife way out of his league.

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