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March 2008 - Posts

• Janice Dickinson: One Happy MILF

  Posted by HerBadMother

  Ordinarily, Janice Dickinson looks, basically, like something pretty close to a hot tranny mess. Bit too much Botox, bit too much silicone, bit too much lift-and-tuck, none of whcih keeping anything of any consequence from sagging. But this picture, above? She's looking almost - gasp! - pretty in this picture. Guess that what they say is true: smiling (and, I suppose, jumping and leaping maniacally) really does make a girl look more attractive. Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 10:31 PM with no comments Filed under: model moms, gossip, celebrity moms, crazy, supermodel, MILF, janice dickinson, ANTM, not milf

• Spying on the Neighbors: 3-31-08

  Posted by Whit Honea

  These mirrors aren't funny.   Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 06:59 PM with no comments Filed under: gossip, Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale, Madonna, parents, Angelina Jolie, Perez Hilton, Victoria Beckham, David Beckham, Posh, Celebrity, Pregnant, Basketball, No Doubt, red carpet, spice, Mom, keri russell, kids, River, jlo, marc anthony, jennifer lopez, Kingston, Cate Blanchett, dad, bump watch, Wax museum, blog, diabetes, jimmy stewart, spying on the neighbors, wax, angelina jolie has diabetes

• Daddy Time: Ed Burns & Grace

  Posted by Karen

  Grace (Christy Turlington's daughter) and Daddy Ed Burns were bundled up while hanging out together. (WHERE IS SPRING?) Check out Grace's face when Daddy said no to ice cream.  (I have no idea what's wrong but doesn't she look like she's practicing to be a pouty model?)   Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 05:30 PM with no comments Filed under: celebrity moms, celebrity dads, Grace, Christy Turlington, model, the stars are nothing like us, ed burns

• Buy Johnny Depp's Rubbers

  Posted by Whit Honea

  Something tells me that Johnny Depp is a messy lover.  Seems like there would be lots of smoke and sweat and in my case, one penis too many.  However...   Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 03:55 PM with 1 comment(s) Filed under: pregnancy, Pregnant, Disney, Disneyland, Beach, Johnny Depp, kids, France, children, Walt Disney World, Bush, married, boat, Pirates, marriage, wife, pirates of the caribbean, legendary, sweeney todd, penis, std, edward scissorhands, safe sex, disease, brigette bardot, trojans, messy lover, magnum, wearing condoms, condom, buying condoms, rubber, trojan man, soft shell, swinhoe, swinhoe turtle, shell, jenna bush beach, magic kingdom, turtles, pics

• Anna Nicole's Son Died Accidentally

  Posted by HerBadMother

  The death of Anna Nicole's son, Daniel, has been officially ruled accidental. Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 03:26 PM with no comments Filed under: celebrity kids, drugs, Larry Birkhead, Dannielynn, celebrity moms, court, Fashion, Anna Nicole Smith, celebrities are nothing like us, trimspa, overdose, famous, millions, bahamas, google, famous babies, howard k stern, stars are nothing like us, daniel smith, accidental death, prescription pills, court battles, heir, eye surgery, j howard marshall, daniel smith drug overdose, daniel smith's death accidental

• Guess What Makes Jessica Alba Smile?! Guess!

  Posted by Sassy Smith

  Jessica Alba is pregnant and although I'm quite certain she's very happy about that, there have been many times she keeps her happiness inside because on the outside she looks a bit, um, frowny.  But, now she's got a huge smile on her face - why? More pics of Jessica's baby bump and her big smile! Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 01:05 PM with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, celebrity moms, Celebrity, Basketball, breastfeeding, baby bump, birthday, Los Angeles, celebrities are nothing like us, cash warren, American, google, due date, baby watch, stars are nothing like us, golden state warriors, sassy smith, UCLA, mike myers, nickelodeon kids choice awards, latina, patrick swayze, gotham magazine, b-diddy, cash warren and jessica get married, jessica alba has popped, b-ball, point guard, jessica alba goes goth, BD, Boom Dizzle, jessica favorite movie actress, jessica alba smiled

• The Bonham-Carter-Burtons Talk a Walk With Baby

  Posted by Karen

  Can I just go on and on about how much I LOVE this family?   Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 02:31 PM with 6 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity moms, celebrity dads, Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, the stars are nothing like us, billy ray

• Courtney Cox Wants Another Child

  Posted by Karen

  Courtney Cox-Arquette was on Ellen last week, talking about daughter Coco, describing her as “precocious and fantastic." When asked about having more kids, she said: “I do wanna have another one… I don’t know how to achieve that at my age but I would like to have one more.”  Here's the video after the clip!   Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 11:32 AM with no comments Filed under: celebrity moms, courtney cox, Interview, Coco, Ellen, the stars are nothing like us

• JLo Pisses Off Parents Everywhere

  Posted by Sassy Smith

  Jennifer Lopez is reportedly pissing off parents everywhere! Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 09:01 AM with 4 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity babies, twins, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, Singer, Paparazzi, people magazine, jlo, marc anthony, jennifer lopez, C-section, baby bump, New Jersey, baby bling, celebrities are nothing like us, tabloids, famous, latino, millions, google, baby watch, stars are nothing like us, jlo giving birth, sassy smith, max and emme, hospital suite, jlo's twins names revealed, jennifer lopez is a snob, designer gowns, latina, marc anthony burp whisperer, celebrity baby due dates, jlo diva mom to the max, baby proof, meet max and emme, frilly rooms

• Will Smith: Happy To Be Normal

  Posted by HerBadMother

  Look that big ol' Willie Smith grin. That's the grin of a happy dad, proud to be out with his gorgeous kids. Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 10:31 AM with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Tom Cruise, Suri Cruise, Scientology, celebrity dads, will smith, Cruise, Jada Pinkett Smith, Celebrity Families, thetans, Star Trek, Scientologists, the stars are nothing like us, lost, kids choice awards, vulcans versus thetans, star trek movie, leonard nimoy, jj abrams star trek, vulcans, tom cruise spock, tom cruise wants star trek, nickleodeon awards, nickleodeon

• Piping Hot: Giada De Laurentiis Has a Baby Girl

  Posted by sweatpantsmom

  Food Network chef Giada DeLaurentiis gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday...   Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 10:05 AM with 10 comment(s) Filed under: TV, television, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, babies, Celebrity Families, celebrity couples, today show, sweatpantsmom, giada de laurentiis pregnant, giada, giada de laurentiis, food network, giada pregnant, cooking, celebrity chefs, bobby flay, everyday italian, todd thompson, giada delaurentiis, running pace calculator, giada s baby, giada baby, todd thompson clothing designer, todd thompson anthropologie, giada delaurentis baby

• Brad and Angie NOT Married; Star Magazine Hangs Head In Shame (NOT)

  Posted by HerBadMother

  It really was too good a rumor to be true, wasn't it? I mean, it's not like a celebrity wedding is anything special - they all get divorced within months, anyway - but if any celebrity wedding was going to be an attention-grabber, it would have been Brad and Angie's. Sadly, it doesn't seem to have happened. There haven't been any official denials yet (which, yes, KEEP THE HOPE ALIVE), but there's been enough counter-rumor babble - from People.com, among other sources - that Star Magazine, which originally broke the story, has - sort of - recanted its report. Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 09:35 AM with no comments Filed under: Brad Pitt, adoption, twins, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, babies, Sean Penn, Paparazzi, movies, angie, Shiloh, movie, Zahara, Pax, Maddox, C-section, baby bump, Star Magazine, new orleans, texas, multiples, tabloids, famous, beowulf, fraternal twins, multiple births, baby watch, angelina jolie pregnant with twins, angelina has low self esteem, tree of life, it's a boy and a girl for angelina, angelina and brad having twins, angelina is 6 months pregnant, brother and sister, mallory, maddox names sister, angelina names twin daughter, maddox makes care packages, mallory jolie pitt, gestational diabetes, carrying twins is tiring, brad and angie married, brad and angie not married, brangelina married

• Miley Cyrus Got The Best of Both Worlds

  Posted by sweatpantsmom

  I'm not sure if you've heard, but word is that some little-known singer named Miley Cyrus is very popular with the kids these days...   Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 09:05 AM with no comments Filed under: Disney, Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Hannah Montana, Cameron Diaz, sweatpantsmom, oscars, nickelodeon, academy awards, awards shows, jonas brothers, kids choice awards, kca

• Kate Moss, Mussed

  Posted by HerBadMother

  Kate Moss just cannot seem to take a good picture these days, can she? It's, like, every paparazzi snap of her recently has shown her looking a lot less supermodel and a lot more Pete Doherty. You know, eyes half-closed, hair mussed, little trickle of drool at the corner of her mouth. It's like she woke up one day and just decided to give up on being Kate Moss. Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 08:23 AM with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, celebrity moms, cocaine, kate moss, babyshambles, pete doherty, topless, London, model, crack, supermodel moms, trainwrecks, concert, jefferson hack, kate moss topless, jamie hince, kate moss pinup, dazed and confused, celebrity step-dads, kate moss getting married, the kills

• Little Jayden James - Holy Cuteness!

  Posted by Sassy Smith

  Britney might have had her "issues" as a mother and regardless what your opinion of Kevin Federline is - the two make cute kids!  One more pic after the jump Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 06:05 AM with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, celebrity parents, Britney Spears, celebrity kids, celebrity moms, Lynne Spears, Paparazzi, Sean Preston, jayden james, starbucks, celebrities are nothing like us, trainwreck, celebrity grandparents, weave, poptart, toddlers, Jamie Spears, famous, google, britney is crazy, Adnan Ghalib, stars are nothing like us, britney is pregnant, sassy smith, sweet boys, short hair, britneys sons

• Heath Ledger's Love Child?

  Posted by Sassy Smith

  Heath Ledger is father to Matilda Rose - with actress Michelle Williams.  However, the deceased actor may have another daughter. Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 31 2008, 05:02 AM with 2 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, celebrity dads, Jake Gyllenhaal, Australia, Heath Ledger, Michelle Williams, Batman, Matilda, new york, brokeback mountain, celebrities are nothing like us, famous, affair, the joker, google, stars are nothing like us, heath ledger died, a knights tale, heath ledger drug overdose, kim ledger, soho apartment, sassy smith, perth, memorial for heath on beach, i miss daddy, heath an amazing father, funeral for heath ledger, heath ledger cremated, heath ledger laid to rest, daddy went away, loss, 421 bloom street, heath ledgers love child, love child, estate worth millions, matildas half sister

• GQ Presents the Most Whipped Husbands in the WORLD!

  Posted by Whit Honea

  GQ has compiled a list of men that have been subjected to the proverbial "p" whipping by their bossy and/or powerful women.  Many of them are fathers as well.  I think there is a big difference between being a dotting dad and wuss, I hope GQ took that into consideration. That said, here's the list:   Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 30 2008, 06:34 PM with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Britney Spears, Madonna, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Pregnant, Kelly Ripa, Heidi Klum, Seal, NBA, nicole kidman, Woody Allen, Project Runway, Catherine Zeta-Jones, NBC, father, celebrity dad, Christine Taylor, Ben Stiller, jlo, marc anthony, jennifer lopez, Guy Ritchie, Keith Urban, michael douglas, Miley Cyrus, Cameron Diaz, NFL, Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, larry king, bump watch, sports talk, wayne brady, elton john, howard stern, jessica alba, retire, american idol, playoffs, spank, earth, pictures, Arizona Cardinals, world, naruto, Katherine Heigl, Hi-5, pussy, eminem, list, google, punk'd, john edwards, bill gates, microsoft, GQ, Shannon Elizabeth, sexual, time warner, powerful women, clerks, josh kelly, sergay brin, jack welch, rupert murdoch, pussy-whipped, rudolph giuliani, kurt warner, gentlemen quarterly, gerald levin, kevin smith, doug christie, swinhoe, jenna bush beach, turtles, gmailcom, jenna bush pics, cbs com ponderosa, polygamist retreat, ranking, order, wayne brady legendary turtle, brigitte bradot, power, standing, swinhoe S soft shell turtle, debate, jason beghe, pics photos, giant turtle, frienster.com, wussy, jenna bush, earth day, milfs, levin, power bottom, perlman, bitchslap, hot wives, bossy wives, brooke white, ge

• Spying on the Neighbors: 3-30-08

  Posted by Whit Honea

  And then there were four...   Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 30 2008, 06:14 PM with no comments Filed under: Tori Spelling, gossip, Gwen Stefani, parents, Denise Richards, Celebrity, Pregnant, No Doubt, Mom, kids, Usher, Kingston, bikini, dad, bump watch, kid's choice awards, nickelodeon, blog, jimmy stewart, spying on the neighbors

• Heidi Klum Painted and Nude

  Posted by Sassy Smith

  Heidi Klum is keepin' it nude and MILF-ish.  What could be better than a supermodel, nakedness and some body paint? More pics after the jump! Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 30 2008, 01:03 PM with no comments Filed under: celebrity babies, celebrity parents, Heidi Klum, Seal, Music, Project Runway, Boys Still Swim, Video, photoshoot, google, sassy smith, seal left heidi klum, body paint, heidi klum rankin photos

• Brooke Burke Finally Names Her Son!

  Posted by Sassy Smith

  Brooke Burke, 35, and fiance David Charvet, 36, welcomed their son almost a month ago - but couldn't agree on a name.  Well hold on now, because they finally did! Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 30 2008, 12:01 PM with 4 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity babies, celebrity parents, television, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, david charvet, brooke burke, Paparazzi, Pregnant, Son, breastfeeding, Heaven Rain, C-section, model, Neriah, Sierra, actress, famous, Rockstar INXS, google, baby watch, sassy smith, tauts, brooke burke names son, brooke blogs about her baby, shaya, brooke names her baby shaya

• Brad And Angie Wedding Update: Did They REALLY Get Married?

  Posted by HerBadMother

  Sounds like Brad and Angelina really ARE officially an old married couple, even if there are a few naysayers coming out of the woodwork. Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 30 2008, 11:45 AM with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Brad Pitt, adoption, twins, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, babies, Sean Penn, Paparazzi, movies, angie, Shiloh, movie, Zahara, Pax, Maddox, C-section, baby bump, Star Magazine, new orleans, texas, multiples, tabloids, famous, beowulf, fraternal twins, multiple births, baby watch, angelina jolie pregnant with twins, sassy smith, the spiderwick chronicles, angelina has low self esteem, tree of life, it's a boy and a girl for angelina, angelina and brad having twins, angelina is 6 months pregnant, brother and sister, mallory, maddox names sister, angelina names twin daughter, maddox makes care packages, mallory jolie pitt, gestational diabetes, carrying twins is tiring, brad and angie married, brad and angie not married, brangelina married

• Future Mother Of George Clooney's Children Skanks It Up

  Posted by HerBadMother

  I was all stoked about the fact that George Clooney was reportedly talkin' 'bout havin' babies with current girlfriend and latter-day Cinderella figure Sarah Larson. I mean, such an awesome story: humble but gorgeous waitress charms megatastically gorgeous bachelor movie star and makes megatastically gorgeous babies! A little counter-feminist, but still. Good story. But all good stories have a dark side, and this one's seems to be sweet Sarah's grotty party history, which appears to feature an inordinate number of lap dances. (Sordid pictures after the jump...)  Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 30 2008, 11:29 AM with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Brad Pitt, celebrity babies, celebrity dads, george clooney, Godfather, bump watch, DILF, celebrity dads', Oceans Thirteen, oceans twelve, sarah larson, clooney baby, george clooney's girlfriend, george clooney wants a baby, ocean's twelve, george clooney godfather, ocean's eleven, sarah larson lap dance, clooney's girlfriend gone wild

• What Happened To JLo!?

  Posted by Sassy Smith

  I was pretty sure that Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins just over a month ago - but I must have been mistaken! More pics after the jump Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 30 2008, 09:02 AM with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity babies, twins, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, Singer, Paparazzi, new york city, people magazine, jlo, marc anthony, jennifer lopez, C-section, baby bump, Rich, New Jersey, baby bling, celebrities are nothing like us, baby weight, skinny, tabloids, famous, latino, lipo, millions, google, baby watch, stars are nothing like us, diamonds, jlo giving birth, sassy smith, max and emme, hospital suite, jlo's twins names revealed, jennifer lopez is a snob, designer gowns, latina, marc anthony burp whisperer, celebrity baby due dates, jlo diva mom to the max, marc and jlo get $6 million, canary diamond ring, stars are just like us except richer

• Tom Cruise The Next Spock?

  Posted by HerBadMother

  Its almost too perfect to be true: Tom Cruise playing an alien being with strange beliefs and customs and a funny haircut on the big screen? Wouldn't that be, like, somebody just putting up that Scientology promo video for motion picture release? Pleeeeeeeeeze, gods, let this be true: Tom Cruise reportedly wants a role in the new Star Trek movie. Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 30 2008, 09:05 AM with 1 comment(s) Filed under: gossip, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Suri Cruise, Scientology, celebrity dads, Cruise, thetans, Star Trek, Scientologists, lost, vulcans versus thetans, star trek movie, leonard nimoy, jj abrams star trek, vulcans, tom cruise spock, tom cruise wants star trek, jj abrams

• Donald Trump & Call Girl Ashley Dupre

  Posted by Sassy Smith

  "The Donald" wants call girl Ashley Dupre! Read More... + DIGG + STUMBLE Posted Mar 30 2008, 05:05 AM with no comments Filed under: talk shows, celebrity dads, The View, David Letterman, Donald Trump, Denise Richards, the Donald, John, Celebrity Families, politics, Charlie Sheen, the apprentice, hookers, new york times, politicians, google, conan o'brien, sassy smith, stephen colbert, gov eliot spitzer, eliot spitzer prostitution ring, eliot spitzer, silda wall spitzer, emperors club vip, governor eliot spitzer, mr clean of wall street, prostitution, new york governor, princeton, political scandal, spitzer prostitution ring, emperors club new york, emperor s club vip, emperors club, emperors club escort, governor of new york, prostitution ring, eliot spitzer news, ny times, elliot spitzer, spitzer prostitution, emperors club escorts, spitzer press conference, spitzer, governor spitzer, new york state governor, eliot spitzer kids, eliot spitzer wife, spitzer resigns, silda spitzer, kristen, client 9, spitzer kristen, prostitution scandal, eliot spitzer resigns, spitzer resignation, governor spitzer resigns, ashley alexandra dupree, ashley alexander dupree, escort services, emperor s club v.i.p., emperor s club escort service, escort service, emporer s club vip, Ashley Youmans, joy behar, comedians weigh in, julianne moore f*cking embarrassment, late night, young daughters, cheerleaders, platoon, two and a half men, my fair lady style mtv