I guess Tom Brady's been feeling a little, you know, underappreciated since that big Super Bowl loss. And maybe that little issue of, erm, his male pattern baldness is chipping away at his masculinity. Whatever. Something's up, because lil' Tommy has decided to take on the Big Daddy Super Athlete-Celebrity Hotty Of The World in a battle of the bulges. David Beckham on those Armani billboards, flaunting some - clearly ample - cotton-clad man candy? Tom can beat that! He's gonna go all Marky-Mark on Beck's ass and flaunt his candy in some Calvins.

Tom's in talks, apparently, with Calvin Klein (Gonch Division) about becoming the face (ass?) of their new campaign, and Calvin Klein Inc. is "confident that Brady will blow the competition (i.e. David 'I've Got A Tractor Exhaust Pipe Down My Trou' Beckham) out of the water." 

Maybe. Or maybe he'll just embarrass himself so terribly that he'll never, ever be able to look his son in the eye. Buy a sports car, dude. It's less obvious.

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