What will Heidi Klum do? How will she retain the crown of MILFiest Mom In The History Of The World, Ever, if she does not have her peek-a-boo diamond studded bras or pearl-encrusted thongs from Victoria's Secret? However will she rock that sexy then?

Victoria's Secret is reported to be toning back their sexy image, in order to return to their stand-by reputation as purveyors of pretty - rather than sexy - underthings. This sounds good to me - what with the triple-D partum boobage, I can't pull off those flimsy boobkerchiefs that Heidi seems to always wear - but I'm guessing that there's a whole army of cougars - MILF or otherwise - out there ready to storm the Vicki's Secret barricades and stock up on the stripper-wear before the lacy daisy-print brassieres flood the stores. 

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