Apparently Jennifer Lopez is so important, that one new mom, basking in the glory of having her baby, was forced out just hours after giving birth.

“I was just thinking how lucky I was  - because the room was so much prettier than the regular rooms – it even had a plasma TV,” she said. “Then I find out I’m moving to make way for J-Lo.”

A first-time father had similar complaints about Jennifer Lopez and her entourage:

“They were making so much noise, you would have thought they were the only ones on the floor,” said Tom Sheehan of New York. “We’re happy for them but my wife could barely get any sleep.”

“Following rumors of a kidnap bid, the entire building housing the maternity suite was sealed off by Lopez’s security, a source told Star magazine.

“It’s the most security I’ve ever seen.”