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JLo: Diva Mom To The Max

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

JLo is a diva mom to the Max (and Emme) - get it?

By now we've all heard the stories of Jennifer's hospital stay, the ridiculous amounts of money spent on things that most of us will never be able to afford, and even if we could, probably wouldn't anyway, because honestly, some of her demands are beyond over the top.

The kidnapping threat may be real, so sure if you're a multi-millionaire and can afford, it hire 200 bodyguards if you want.  Whatever.

She's rigged her many homes with husband Marc Anthony, with hand sanitizer stations throughout.  Guests are asked to scrub like they're going to perform brain surgery  and wear surgical masks or they are not getting near those twins.  Sure we're all for being clean and sanitary, but honestly, is that necessary?

However - you think that's outrageous?  Ha!  Now the popstar/actress has reportedly hired a color therapist and a masseuse just for the babies.  Hello?  Can someone please tell me what a color therapist does?  Anyone?

A insider said, "She has employed a professional baby masseuse to come in once or twice a week and is also superparanoid about hygiene. The twins’ wing is totally sterile and all flowers and presents are stored in a separate room, so they don’t contaminate the babies’ area."

Lopez also ordered 600-thread count cotton sheets for the twins.  What?  Do they honestly care?  Does she think they're in their cradles saying, "Mother, these sheets are crap, only 200 thread count!"  The babies even have diamond rattles and two ponies.  Wait until they spit up on those diamonds - mama won't be happy.

What's next?  Ruby encrusted diapers?  Solid gold baby bottles? 

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Comments

 

liberrian said:

Sterile environment sounds like a great idea. Then the first time the kids go out of the house, they can get attacked by all the germs, viruses, and allergies they would have built immunities to otherwise.

March 5, 2008 8:06 AM
 

julesmom said:

I totally agree with liberrian!!

March 6, 2008 1:08 AM
 

AllisonWonder said:

Thank you, liberrian- that's what I was going to say.

I wonder if they'll spit up on the ponies...

March 6, 2008 7:43 AM

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