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Kate Beckinsale Loves Her Lovely Lady Parts

Posted by HerBadMother

 

What's Kate Beckinsale's best feature, according to Kate Beckinsale? Quick, guess!

Her hair? Her skin? Her boobies?

Nope. None of the above. Nothing, in fact, above the waist.

What Kate loves most about herself? Her "tw*t." You can quote her on that.

In the latest issue of Allure magazine, Kate makes it clear that her lovely lady bits are really something to behold: "My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?" she laughed, before silently mouthing the words "my tw*t" at the interviewer.

That said, she insists that only a priviliged few have enjoyed the view down there. "I was called a slut when I split up with Michael [Sheen] and began seeing Len [Wiseman], but I've only ever had about three boyfriends,” she admits to the magazine. “Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!"

That's quite something, to love your Pharaoh's Tomb even after you've had the passageway battered by a fetal Indiana Jones. Maybe her Tomb is better constructed than most. I find that the interior walls of mine are lacking some of the structural integrity that they enjoyed before facing their first full-scale dig. But whatever. Maybe hers is less ancient.

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Comments

 

motherbumper said:

Structural integrity - best thing I've read all day.

March 6, 2008 1:36 PM
 

Sara said:

I personally like the reference to "Pharaoh's Tomb" the best

March 6, 2008 2:29 PM

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