Look! Claudia Schiffer bought herself one of those life-sized Edwardian school-boy dolls! All the cool former supermodels have them (Kate Moss keeps hers in her jumbo Birkin bag.)
I joke, of course. That's her kid. I think. It's a kid, anyway. And I suppose if any kid is going to tolerate his mother dressing him funny, it's the kid of a supermodel. The kid of a supermodel who hands out scooter-bribes, but still. It's to be expected.
