Matthew McConaughey putting out a clothing line is like George Bush putting out a children's book. It ain't right.
Of course, by starting J.K. Livin, which translates to "Just Keep Living" in Matthewese, we are blessed with the apparent side-effect of McConaughey having to actually wear a shirt. So, there's that.
In other news, he drinks really crappy beer. Turns out he wants to name his baby after his favorite beer, Bud. Too bad for his future kid he doesn't enjoy a nice Porter. Porter McConaughey, that has a much better ring to it. Sorry, Bud.
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