Eliot Spitzer's hooker friend, 'Kristen' - revealed last night to be Ashley Alexandra Dupre, and, um, only a couple of years older than his daughters - is an aspiring musician with songs like - wait for it - What You Want and Move Ya Body.
Does being a hooker with a history of servicing the Governor of New York disqualify one from being a contestant on American Idol? Because, you know, having listened to one or two clips of her songs, she's really no less interesting vocally - and only marginally more derivative - than someone like David Hernandez. And wasn't he a lap dancer? She even looks a little like Sanjaya.
I smell MASSIVE ratings.
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