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Victoria Beckham Hates Bulgey Crotches and Britney Spears

Posted by HerBadMother

 

Victoria Beckham is launching yet another line of something or other (what was the last thing? perfume? tractor exhaust pipes?) but she wants the world to know that she's not doing it because she's some kind of money-grubbing attention-whore. You know, like Britney Spears:

"I'm a complete control freak and I want everything to be perfect. I'm not doing a Britney Spears and just putting my name on something and saying, 'Sell this perfume.' This is a real passion of mine. People think all I do is go shopping like a miserable cow, but, in actual fact, I work bloody hard.

She also wants the world to know that her latest venture - a line of men's jeans inspired by her husband David (he of the tractor exhaust pipe) - is specifically intended to rid the world of the evil of bulgey crotches:

I think guys should wear jeans big and baggy, with a big pair of boots or flip-flops - exactly how you see David when he's out in his jeans and T-shirt. Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang! I didn't want anything too tight around the crotch. That really.. ..repulses me. It might be fashionable, but you are not going to get that from (Beckham's line) dVb."

Which, great. The world does need less bulgey crotch.

She's going to have to work a little harder on the less Britney Spears thing, though. That hasn't really caught on. 

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Comments

 

Elizabeth said:

Victoria Beckham also appears to hate EATING.

March 13, 2008 5:13 PM
 

Syke said:

Shut up about Britney you miserable cow and move back to Britain, if they will still have you.

April 10, 2008 5:28 PM

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