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Kate Moss Getting Married

Posted by HerBadMother

 

Wow. She, like, totally got over Pete Doherty but quick, didn't she? And I guess that guy in the Caribbean who was all over her half-naked self not that long ago was just, you know, a fling. Whatever. She's marrying Jamie Hince now.

That's the story, anyway. HolyMoly summarizes the rumor nicely:

Kate Moss is apparently set to marry boyfriend Jamie Hince from band The Kills, who is possibly even uglier than Pete Doherty, although arguably more hygienic.

And it'll be second time lucky for Kate, who first married and had a child with Dazed and Confused editor Jefferson Hack.

According to reports Jamie Hince popped the question before he went off on tour (the romantic sod) giving Kate time to reconsider and see if she can do any better (probably).

A convenient source said,

“She has been hoping Jamie would bring up marriage for ages. And now he has she is very excited. Nobody has ever seen Kate the way she is at the moment. She is much happier than she’s ever been with any past boyfriend."

Which isn't hard seeing as the last one was regularly in trouble with the law and apparently known to smoke crack. And never clean his fingernails.

Which, you know, is the very best reason to marry a guy - because he's cleaner than your ex, all around. Makes him better step-dad material, I suppose.

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