Skeletor and his eye luggage dragged new Mom Jennifer Lopez out over the weekend.  I would have wrote about this sooner, but I was waiting to hear if the autopsy was back on his sorry ass.

It seems as though Mama Lopez is getting her sleep - I wonder if Marc is the one breastfeeding every hour?  Here kids, have some of Daddy's death milk.  Geez, if he's this tired now, what the hell is he going to look like when those kids are teenagers?  They'll bring their friends home and he'll be wandering the halls with white gauze streaming behind him and tealights where his eyes should be.  Halloween year round!  Yay!