See? This is what a mom really should wear to the park with her kids. Bright yellow low-slung jeans, cut extra long to cover one's five inch stiletto boots and drag in the grass. You know, for that authentic grass-stained look.
Top it off with a mini satin zip-front jacket - no top underneath, natch - and some bright yellow-framed aviators and you're set. Where do you put the Ziploc bags with the kid's snacks? Dunno. Does it matter? You should have help for that.
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