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Daily Mail Mocks Britney's Thighs, Earns Special Place In Hell

Posted by HerBadMother

 

Did the mediasphere learn nothing from that whole Jennifer Love Hewitt body-mocking fiasco? Mock not the healthy, beautiful, normal-sized bodies of women, lest ye have new assholes be torn. 

The UK's Daily Mail has - and I am shocked that this was even possible - sunk even lower into the morass of shit-sucking misogynist bottom-feeders than did those asshats who made fun of Jennifer Love Hewitt's non-size-zero body not too long ago, by posting and mocking pictures of Britney Spears' legs (as above) and expressing disgust over the fact that she has - gasp! - cellulite.

How did they put it? Right: "Britney Spears reveals her unsightly 'elephant legs'" - The troubled star revealed her bulky cellulite-riddled legs as she stepped out in hot pink cut-off shorts for an outing in LA yesterday... She reportedly visited a liposuction specialist last year in an effort to banish the dreaded dimples on her thighs, but yesterday it was startling obvious it had little effect.

I'm sorry, whuh? First, her legs look fine to me (seriously, if her body is a blight upon the world, then mine should be locked away as an environmental hazard.) Second, even if her body doesn't conform perfectly to some dirty-minded little man's expectations, what of it? She looks healthier in this picture than she has in a long time, and that should be applauded, not denigrated.

Shame on you.

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Comments

 

minenotyours said:

Wow.  This coming from someone who regularly mocks the bodies of celebreties on this very site.  Interesting.

March 19, 2008 7:32 PM
 

HerBadMother said:

I have mocked David Caruso's legs, and have mocked supermodels' claims to have dropped baby weight with no effort. I have admired many a boob. But I have never, EVER made fun of a woman's weight or cellulite or thighs or WHATEVER. So. Read before you accuse.

March 19, 2008 8:36 PM
 

Jenny, Bloggess said:

"Elephant legs"?

*Really?*

So I guess mine are like tree trunks.  Awesome, Daily Mail.  Remind me to kill myself later.

March 19, 2008 9:00 PM
 

Maeby said:

i've seen many a picture of britneys thighs, none that look like that.

her boobs look way bigger too.

i call photoshop.

March 19, 2008 9:19 PM
 

mosesjohn said:

She is so cute. Someone saw her profile with some photos on seekamillionaire.com where celebrities and millionaire singles hook up. She feels lonely, doesn't she?

March 20, 2008 4:04 AM
 

rachel said:

That is seriously edited. Her legs are not even close to that short. Her whole body looks off as well.

March 20, 2008 12:18 PM
 

minenotyours said:

I have read.  I didn't realize that mocking a MAN'S legs was a-okay and I didn't realize that mocking another person's claims as to how they lost weight (which you have NO way of proving the truth of) was also okay.  I'm not telling you to stop mocking, I'm just point out that almost your entire job here on this site is to mock people in one way or another.  If you need to justify it to yourself by saying that some mocking is good and some is bad then hey, that's what you need to do.

March 20, 2008 4:57 PM
 

Mom Uncommon said:

Her legs do look awful though!! I'm not going to say the cellulite is unsightly but it can't just be me that thinks those legs belong on a 60 year old woman, not Britney Spears... seriously, it looks shopped.

March 20, 2008 11:37 PM

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