Will Tori Spelling please shut up? We know, you think you're hot and you're desperate for a job, WE GET IT. But if the 90210-spinoff producers aren't calling to offer you that plum MILF role? (Which, can I say again? Eww.) GIVE IT UP.
Because, you know, it doesn't matter if you change your pitch from "neighborhood MILF" to "hot stepmom" or "hot sex ed teacher", it still amounts to the same thing: you want to put your implants to use in a real TV show. And maybe that's just not selling, yanno?
Also? Invoking the memory of your dead dad? ("My dad [original producer Aaron Spelling] always wanted to do a new version of 90210, so I'm
sure he will be beaming from above! And I'd
love to somehow be a part of it. That as well would make my dad proud!") Not helping your cause.
Hey, I know! Maybe you could just go open a B&B or something! Oh... wait...
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