There's no question that Gabriel Aubry - the comely fellow who impregnated Halle Berry - is hot. He's a bit overtly metrosexual for my tastes, but still, the general hotness is undeniable. That said, I was a little skeeved by the image of Martha Stewart ogling his rear end in the new Macy's commercial.
Not as skeeved as I was by Mariah Carey prancing about pretending to be a perfume girl, or Donald Trump being Donald Trump, but nonetheless skeeved. I mean, Martha Stewart is about as asexual as they come, and Aubry, although hot, is more hot in the manner of a particularly well-sculpted Macy's mannequin than he is in the manner of anything red-blooded. So, it's like a cyborg ogling a giant Ken doll.
*Shudder*
Check it out, if you dare:
Check the Mariah version - in which Martha grooves, or tries to, to Carlos Santana - again, if you dare:
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