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JLo Pisses Off Parents Everywhere

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

Jennifer Lopez is reportedly pissing off parents everywhere!

JLo and husband Marc Anthony "unveiled" their twins, Max and Emme via PEOPLE magazine and putting aside the outrageous $6 million payout, parents are peeved at the popstar's numerous baby safety hazards.

One parenting site had an open memo to the superstar calling her out on her baby infractions.  It reads:

Dear J. Lo:

We all fight for first dibs on the office's People subscription, and this week everyone was dying to see the "world exclusive" pics of your newborn twins. Max and Emme are darling, natch, and you look as glam as ever—but Parents staffers were kinda shocked at the photo of the babies' ornate, Versailles-like nursery, which is filled with safety hazards. We want those sweet twins to stay out of harm's way, so we're begging you....please babyproof!

•Take the pillows, stuffed animals and blankets out of the cribs—they're suffocation hazards.
• Get rid of the dramatic draped canopies hanging over the cribs, which can cause strangulation.
• Those cute bows tied onto the crib slats? Choking hazards as soon as the babies are big enough to get their hands on them.
• Throw a window guard on that open window!

Yours in safety,
Parents

Okay while I think Jennifer Lopez has turned into a total bit of a diva, I'm guessing (maybe?) that the rooms were fluffed and frilled up for the sake of the photographs and hopefully the rooms are as baby proofed as they need to be while they're infants.  I mean seriously, one of the pics shows Jennifer feeding her baby in a freakin' ball gown - hardly practical or something someone does in real life, that's even a bit much for Lopez I'd say!

Hopefully though, the celebrity parents will make sure everything is as safe as possible once those babies get moving!

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Comments

 

Miss Britt said:

Duh - didn't EVERYONE fluff the nursery before the babes came home and take 9 million pictures of The Perfect Nursery?

You know, the one without the garbage filled with poopy diapers tied up in plastic baggies?

Oh.  And I didn't have a window guard either.  For SHAME!

March 31, 2008 11:29 AM
 

Maeby said:

All i have in my baby room is a crib from target with a fitted sheet and a mobile. Its my third. I think i got smart and frugal.

April 1, 2008 1:09 PM
 

ik said:

I kinda think JLO WOULD want all that frill for her babes... Skeletor should know better as these are #'s 3 & 4 for him. He's probabaly too tired from plotting against he-man to say anything.

April 2, 2008 7:27 PM
 

dhsredhead said:

Yeah it was probably primped up for the photo shoot, it's probably not even their real nursery. What is a window guard anyways and why would you need it for a baby? Just in case they sprout wings and fly out the window?

April 7, 2008 3:05 PM

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