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Buy Johnny Depp's Rubbers

Posted by Whit Honea

 

Something tells me that Johnny Depp is a messy lover.  Seems like there would be lots of smoke and sweat and in my case, one penis too many.  However, the one thing that is certain is that depite whatever odors he may emit, he is clean as a whistle when it comes to safety.  Johnny Depp supports safe sex.  That's nice to know.

Trojan brand condoms has reportedly offered Johnny Depp 10 million dollars to put his face where his, um, stuff, is.  That's like a million dollars for every condom I've ever worn (I wore some twice). 

As a fellow dad I applaud Depp's position (ha!) on this issue.  I realize the importance of reducing the spread of disease and pregnancy.  I don't want my boys going out without a raincoat (still talking about condoms).  Of course they'll be married by the time they are allowed to date, so I'll leave it up to their better judgment.

Would you buy rubbers from Johnny Depp?

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Comments

 

bookmama said:

I'd think Johnny Depp would be better suited as the face of some kind of s&m paraphenalia.

March 31, 2008 5:19 PM

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