Madonna has a dream, and that dream means that her children will never have to be burdened with such classic fare as the original Casablanca. She would rather they know it as the disaster that her desired remake would surely be.
Madonna would like to play Isla Lund, the role made famous by Ingrid Bergman, and change the local from WWII Morocco to present day Iraq.
I really, really wish I could tell you this was a left-over April Fool's Day joke, but sadly it's the truth. Madonna has been shopping the idea and thankfully Hollywood has not been very receptive.
Source: Hot Momma Gossip
