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Smoke Tom Cruise, Go Crazy

Posted by Whit Honea

 

Tom Cruise should be flattered, or possibly pissed.  I guess it depends on whether or not Scientologists believe in marijauna.  I'm going to say yes.

It turns out that there is a new bag of weed in town and it's named after our very own Tommy.  It is officially called "Tom Cruise Purple."  Tom Cruise because it makes you go crazy and purple because, hey, is that a gay joke?  I don't know.  Pot smokers are pretty clever, eventually.

The thing is, this isn't a bunch of guys smuggling ganja in their shorts, this is medicinal marijuana, the kind you can buy in vending machines in L.A. (really).  That means that someone in the medical community has a) a sense of humor (see stoned) and b) a need for sensitivity training.  Sure, Cruise is all that and a bag of chips, mmm, chips, munchies anyone?  Where was I?

Oh, Tom Cruise, right.  He may be all of that, but he's still a dad that I assume doesn't want drugs glorified or attached to his name.  If this was street weed that would be one thing, but to have somone sign paperwork and actually name it after Tom Cruise, that doesn't seem right.  Let's hope Tommy is okay with it.

Source: Snarky Gossip 

Photo: Celebrity Blend 


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Whit Honea is a writer in Los Angeles with two great boys and a wife way out of his league.

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