Bending down to adjust a stroller strap or to talk to your child is, it seems, a grave hazard, if one is given to wearing anything other than the highest-waisted pants known to man or womankind. Even carrying your child - inasmuch as it creates a downward drag on clothing, and also precludes effective clothing-adjustment (what with one's hands fully occupied and all) - can pose derriere-exposure problems.
So it is that NO PARENT - no matter how rich and glittery and styled-to-the-max - can escape the dreaded Mommer's (or Dadder's) Butt. Behold, the crack:
(Seal)
(Brooke Shields)
(Sadie Frost)
High-waisted jeans available at your local JC Penny. Consider yourself informed.
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