We all know that a celebrity can't get married without everybody whispering pregnantpregnantpregnant, but hey! That's what makes gossip so fun! So even though I know that it's unlikely that the OMG Beyonce Is Pregnant! rumors are true, I feel obligated to share them with you anyway.

Pssst, hey... did you hear that Beyonce might be pregnant? That that's why she married Jay-Z? That that's why they don't have wedding rings, because her fingers are swollen OMG? UNNAMED SOURCES SAY SO!!!

(Which, can I say? There's been no actual confirmation of their marriage, either. Somebody may have seen a ring in the general vicinity of Beyonce's fingers today, and yes, she and Jay Z were together last weekend, but neither of those things confirms an actual wedding. Just sayin'.) 

She's not looking particularly preggo, but that hasn't stopped TMZ from posting video of her in tight pants and saying oh, well, it's probably too early for her to show. (Video HERE.)

Me, I need to see some actual - not imaginary - bump before I get all worked up about these rumors.

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