Help us all. Paris Hilton is preparing her body to give birth. As in, to have a baby. I'm not even kidding.
Reportedly, Paris Hilton is desperate to have a baby. She's currently following boyfriend - Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden - on tour and wants to be just like her best friend Nicole Richie and settle down and have a family. However, Nicole - who's man and baby daddy is Benji's twin, Joel - is not thrilled about that. Aw trouble in BFF land?
A source spoke to Britain's Star mag and said, "Nicole was already upset when Paris started dating Benji - it all happened too fast for her liking. Then Nicole couldn't go on tour with them because she had to stay home and look after her young daughter Harlow.
"She is furious. Paris is out there gallivanting with her boyfriend and his brother. If Paris gets pregnant, Nicole is going to go ballistic. She thinks Paris copies everything she does."
A few months ago Paris said she was ready to have a family and was "preparing her body" so it was in "prime condition." Gotta clear up any leftover STDs? She commented, "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."
I think we've all got to get ready for this - I can't even imagine Paris Hilton raising a child. She can't even look after her dogs!
PS. I love that picture of Paris. Definitely mom material.
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